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- Why work with us?
- Free Meals: will not be provided, but we will supply you with pictures upon request.
- Work from the Casino: at all times. We work remotely, but you must be physically situated in a real life casino somewhere in the world.
- Career Advancement: Imagine all the titles you can give yourself when there's no actual hierarchy.
- Current Openings
- Chief Fortune Teller: Predict the future of web3. Crystal ball provided. (Must not use powers against the house)
- Bard: Craft epic poems and ballads about the rise of decentralized casinos. (Must rhyme in all communications)
- Nutritionist: Advise our team on a balanced diet of digital art.
- Perks & Benefits
- High Salaries: paid for in our own currency that we mint on the fly just to pay you!
- Team Building Activities: you may play in the casino to test your work with your own hard-earned cash.
- Company Retreats: We're going to the moon.
- What We Look For
- Large Spenders: in the casino are encouraged.
- Sorcerers: Use your magic scepter to conjure more users out of thin air.
- Reality Benders: Change the laws of probability on demand. Our contracts have proven to be fair and now we can't change them.
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